Saturday, December 24, 2011

Wish we had a Christmas-Troy

Hope everyone has a great Christmas.
My family, Ben, Kass and I are in a food-coma...

Recovery will be gradual...
After dessert!

(menu to be posted later)

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

The Cat's Meow

Ever wondered what was going through your cat's mind when you've replied to their mewing with louder meows only to receive a brief moment of silence followed by a strained mew??

Well... Inkmo has considered this and has provided some enlightenment:

(click for full view)

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Best parental advice for the inept

A rather amusing brochure about IUDs caught my eye the other day ... well, I should say, was pointed out to me by my housemate/best friend, Kassidy, that the brochure image contradicted the nature of the product. The brochure depicts the happy portrait of a beaming mother and her enormous moon-faced infant... wrong imagery for a contraceptive product, really.

It tickled me in that way which forces my hand to type things into Google... like "Baby fear-factor" and "How will I know if I spawn Satan?"... ironically, I have found something very close. It's called:

With the catchy little snippet of "It starts out disgusting, and only gets worse"; you can imagine my delight in finding it. The Flog-come-satirical-information-site is clever in playing on single (and some partnered), unmaternal women's fears of child-birth and tiny, helpless, bald, crying midgets. I laughed. I cried. I got scared... then I read it all again.

Even the website adverts are fake and hilariously so. My favourite for many many reasons is this one: