Thursday, December 23, 2010

Sadistic streak

It may be a little sadistic, but I rather enjoy torturing gingerbread men by dunking their heads in a mug of coffee or hot chocolate, then watching their icing faces melt away as they realise the true horror of their predicament. It is probably on par with lining up gummi bears and tearing the head off one while the others watch on. Playing with your food is acceptable!

Ok, so the compliments I received for my gingerbread cookies have spurred me to pop the recipe up for everyone to try out.


You will need the following for ~50 cookies
  • 250g butter, at room temperature
  • 200g sugar
  • 1/2 - 1 cup golden syrup
  • 2 eggs, separated
  • 4 cups plain flour
  • 2 tbs ground ginger
  • 1-2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1 tsp nutmeg
  • 2 tsp bicarbonate of soda
  • additional flour for rolling dough
(1) Beat butter and sugar together with an electric mixer (easier, trust me - unless you have really sturdy wrists). This mixture should be creamy; add the syrup and egg yolks. Mix well.
(2) In a separate bowl, combine flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger and bicarb. Gradually add to the syrup mixture, stirring with a wooden spoon. The mixture should become dough-like and will leave the bowl easily without sticking.
(3) Lightly flour a clean surface and place dough, knead it until it's smooth (don't clean the floured surface, you'll use it again). Roll into a ball, flatten to make a disc and wrap in clingwrap. Place in fridge to rest for 30 minutes.

Icing ingredients
  • 200g icing sugar
  • food colouring (red and green)
  • egg whites left from gingerbread recipe
(4) In the meantime, preheat the oven to 180°C. Get the egg whites and combine with 200g icing sugar. Separate icing sugar into however many colours your are wanting - one white, one green and one red etc. Leave one aside. In the others, add the desired food colours (8 drops) for a vibrant red or green. Cover each container with clingwrap and refrigerate.
(5) Collect the dough from fridge, and add more flour to surface if necessary. Roll dough to .5cm (5mm) thickness and use shaped cookie cutters for desired effect. (I found that taking 1/4 of the dough at a time and rolling it was easier and less messy).
(6) Place cut-out cookies on baking paper in 2 trays (I had to use 3), spacing them about 2-3cm apart (otherwise you end up with a MONSTROSITY). Pop in the oven for 10-15 minutes or until they're browned considerably. Take them out at 10 mins and they'll be soft cookies, leave them in a little longer and they'll be a little softer than gingersnaps. Leave on a rack to cool.
(7) Spoon icing into a piping bag (or if you're a genious, get a ziplock bag, spoon into a corner, twist the bag to seal the icing in and carefully snip the corner). Decorate!!

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Deck the halls with glowing Froggies!

Fa-lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah!

Thank you lovely Kassidy for sending me this great idea from National Geographic...

now if only Bunnings could supply the frogs too.

Monday, December 6, 2010

The Xmas Domino Effect

The Xmas Domino Effect:

A roll of paper towel descends upon the full cup of Sunkist, knocking it into your Christmas BBQ dinner, marinading the pork chops and dressing the salad...

but it doesn't end there...

The steak on the neighbouring plate falls to the sandy floor after being bumped by the full tumbling beer bottle also knocked by the roll of paper towel...

All because a little bit of stray tomato sauce required some paper towel attention.

Best Xmas BBQ. EVER!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Cake! Anyone?

There are cakes...


... and then there are CAKES!

Fossil digging... did I hear a chorus of "YAY!"

Armadillo cake of awesome!


There just aren't enough miniture scale models of LotR cakes around anymore

Mmmm calamari cake


This tiger is too pretty to eat


And of course, the gore of the Halloween cake... yum!


... but then there is ... well... this:

Ever wanted to eat a child? Now you can, in cake form.